As a show of appreciation for all the people who’ve pledged support for my web creations over on Patreon, I’ve decided to grant you all very specific divine domains as the Patreon Pantheon. Thank you.
Christopher, God of Cool Space Stuff like Pretty Nebulas and Shooting Stars
Lukas, God of Getting a Shopping Centre Car Park All to Yourself
Jarrod Rottau, God of Surprise Party Decorations
Keith, God of Hand Made Props that Bring a Game to Life
Mark Kalynchuk, God of Magnificent Facial Hair
Angus Hamilton, God of Self Portraits Made Way Before You’d Think People Could Reasonably Paint Themselves
Mike, God of Hilarious Out-of-Context Soundbites
Max Downton, God of Getting to Feel Good Looking Dapper for a Special Event
Aidan Cowell, God of Scrounging Up Nuggets of Lore About Game Worlds
Oskar Svensson, God of Really Satisfying Stretches
Matthias Havrez, God of Practical, Useful Information on Interesting Topics
DevilNetwork, Gods of the Freedom of Chaotic Creation
Karl Bachmann, God of Being Able to Tell Where You Are on a Map
Ian McFarlin, God of Imagining What the Combination of Two Animals Would Look Like
Nicholas Altman, God of Random Distractions Saving You from Conversations You Don’t Want to Have
Marc Cannava, God of Fun and Eclectic Opinions
RainyDazy, God of Spotting People Pushing on ‘Pull’ Doors
Xocoyotzin Ruiz, God of Nifty Minis that Make Players Go ‘Oooh!’
Andrew Kent, God of Unusual Stories from Unusual Places
Kenneth Starr, God of Silly In-Jokes With Siblings
Max S Dev, God of Awesome, Kinda Trippy Landscapes that Boggle the Mind
Gabriel Ryder, God of Finding Moments to Slow Down and Chill Out
Yoel E Rodriguez, God of Labyrinthine Streets and Fey Roads
R. J. Scott McKenzie, God of Hidden Talents Being Put to Good Use
Daniel Tompkins, God of Finding Enough Spare Change to Buy Something You Want
Matthew, God of Tricky Topics Explained So They Make Sense
Patrick Rhomberg, God of Pulling Apart Your Favourite Movies to Make Them Even Better
Matt Smith, God of Watercolours and Warm Socks
Ed Gillen, God of Knowing All the Words to Songs
Sean Crocker, God of Weather Balloons Looking Like UFOs
Damon B., God of Peaceful Evenings in Remote and Beautiful Locations
Laurens Bakker, God of Digging for More Information on the Things You Love
Albin Engström, God of Hijinks and Moxie
Andrew Morris, God of Finding Out About Cool Stuff Before Other People Do
Raymond Meeks, God of Unexpectedly Funny and Heartfelt Birthday Cards
Barry Drake, God of Carefully Honed, Highly Situational Skills
Felix L Gregorcyk, God of Cyphers and Invisible Ink
Zac Bradbury, God of Full Names That Make People Ask “Really?”
Jens Christian Jørgensen, God of Fresh Morning Air and Dewy Spiderwebs
Reuben Bresler, God of Leaving Things to Fate in the Name of Fun
The Wandering Alchemist, God of Making Dope Stuff Yourself from Scratch
Gregory Young, God of Keeping Up with the Zeitgeist
Amanda Hockman, God of Effortless Style and Wry Wit
Cabane McSyrup, God of Deeply Understanding One’s Hobbies
Keeper of Dusk, God of Small Doses of Delight
Toph Marshall, God of the Technical Nitty Gritty that Makes Great Art Work
Matthew Taylor, God of Rediscovering Forgotten Songs from High School
Alexander Otis, God of Making People Laugh Just as They Take a Drink
Josh, God of Strange Cats That Don’t Run Away From You in the Street
Jeremy Clark, God of Catching Your Favourite Episode as it Reruns on TV
david mahoney, God of Catching Up with Old Friends
Ben, God of Intelligent Comedy
Vladimir Pliska, God of Comfy Couches
Luis, God of Getting to Share Good Music with Someone for the First Time
Anthony Bowman, God of Getting Something Tricky Right First Go
Emily Payeur, God of the Joy in Making Fiddly Artistic Things
DisjointedImages, God of Attention to Detail in Tabletop Assets
Jonathan Gilman, God of the Philosophy Behind Gaming
Dillon Zelaya, God of Surprisingly Pleasant Conversations with Strangers
Aaron Weeks, God of Finding Out About The Perfect Kickstarter Just In Time to Back It.
Justin Wilkinson, God of Reverse Engineering Clever Systems
Euphonetics, God of Secret Keeping and Anonymity
Tre McCarthy, God of Amusingly Blunt Honesty
Joseph Fernandez, God of Spectacular Libraries
Priyansh, God of Actually Good Remakes of SciFi Classics
Ryan Goodman, God of Having a Free Day to Spend However You Choose
Elysian Animation, God of Evocative Visual Storytelling
Brian Mikko Haun, God of Inspirationally Spooky Atmospheres
Anthony Robertson, God of Really Cool Re-Imaginings of Fictional Characters
Nuri McBride, God of Pleasant Goth Aesthetics
Ryan Parlett, God of Weather that Perfectly Matches Your Mood
JP Rakath, God of Finely Crafted Curios
Nathaniel Wagner, God Really Shiny Crescent Moons
Blake Nicholson, God of Warm Drinks When You Need Them
Robert Wilson, God of Friendly Conversation Around Bonfires
Elliot Wong, God of Memes as Propaganda
Gil Tuttle, God of Curious Notions
Loren Hart, God of Geophysical Luminescent Phenomena
Seth Willits, God of Apple Pi
Michael Gaskins, God of Comfortable Lazy Rivers
Julio Capa, God of Enabling Unbridled Creativity
Joe Richter, God of Clouds Shaped Like Dragons
Wilko Rauert, God of Going the Extra Mile to Set the Scene
RMcCreary, God of Sunsets that Use All the Colours
Alexandra Schoof, God of Humorous Learning
Dan Marks, God of Cafés that Never Run Out of the Foods You Like
Jamie Watson, God of When Someone Lightly Scritches Your Head and it Feels Nice
James Smith, God of That Relaxed Feeling You Get in a Clear Space
Someone Else, God of Mysterious Cool Looking Strangers
Perlaki Andras, God of Organisation for the Sake of Mayhem
Max Fathauer, God of Pencils That Are Already Sharp When You Find Them
Mitchel McMillan, God of Having Great Anecdotes to Share
Bex Key, God of When Bump Out for a Show Goes Quickly and Smoothly
Kilo Mina, God of Making People Cry but in Like a Friends Way?
Raysplacenspace, God of Astronomically Themed Calendars
Abilio Carvalho, God of Actually Enjoyable Exercise
Ryder Smith, God of Enjoyable Study Regarding Subjects that Interest You
Xanthippe Pink, God of Hard Core but Still Light Hearted Pop Culture Analysis
Alex V, God of Bundling Up in Winter
Michael South, God of Underappreciated Pokemon
Drew DeYoung, God of Perfect Weather Nights to Eat S’mores around a Bonfire
Kalkidan, God of Laughing Until Your Abs Hurt
Tim Stacey, God of Educational Presentations at Science Centres that use Bubbles and Electricity and Stuff
hendrik, God of Miraculously Drawing a Straight Line Without a Ruler
David Lewis-Frazier, God of Lively Debates that Don’t Get Out of Hand
Rebecca, God of Stumbling Across Really Good Restaurants No One Else Knows About
Sgtbignose, God of Progressive Sci-Fi Television
Michael Prudoehl, God of Openly Enjoying Things to the Fullest Enthusiasm
Johan, God of Old Maps with Weird Place Names Where Ordinary Names Would Be Now
Kaye Asplund, God of Varied but Equally Feel-Good Interests
Steve Wooster, God of Frivolous Expenditures that Make You Feel Good and Not Guilty
Aaron Burke, God of Catchy Songs You Hear By Accident that Become Your New Favourite
Amit Gil, God of Really Enjoyable Clever Writing
Tobias Theuer, God of Finding Lost Items in the First Place You Look
Daimon, God of Beloved Stories from Childhood
Sean O’Flaherty, God of Top Notch Con Purchases
Patrick Thornton, God of Curiosity that Pays Off
Paul Gunterman, God of Perfect Last Minute Costume Ideas
Brandan Feickert, God of Successfully Tossing Paper Into a Bin Long Distance and Impressing Everyone
Lee Thayer, God of Being the Robots’ Favourite When the Revolution Comes
Robin Hayes, God of Stories that Give You the Spooks but Don’t Give You Nightmares
Hao Tran, God of Umbrellas Used for Shade
DeaDy, God of Brilliant Op-Shop Finds
Craig Fogle, God of That Warm Golden Feeling When You Try to Hold in a Laugh
Steven Quirk, God of Excellent Names You Unexpectedly Hear in Passing
Alexander Pereira, God of Childhood Favourites that Still Hold Up
Trey Just, God of Little Known but Brilliant Fantasy Series
Brian Willson, God of Successfully Blowing the Biggest, Most Perfect Bubblegum Bubble
Gwen Hansen, God of Crispy Autumn Leaves
Matt Nelson, God of Sleeping in on Winter Mornings
Ivar Kråbøl, God of Pretty Birdsongs in the Early Hours
RJ Grendelshire, God of TV Cliffhangers with Satisfying Conclusions
George Tohill, God of Always Amazing Hair
CakeMachine, God of Impromptu Water Balloon Fights
Laurent Tirta, God of Being the First Person on the Ice at a Skating Rink
David Harrison, God of Salads that have Only the Veggies you Like & None of the Ones that you Don’t
Ernst Jan Plugge, God of Three Day Weekends
Lewis Lopez, God of YouTube Mascots
Ahmed Awadhi, God of Excellent Roadtrip Music
Christophe Malgouyres, God of The Smell of Delicious Food as it Cooks
John Corrigan, God of Favourable Statistics
Paul Duesterhaus, God of Mysterious Secret Pathways through Magic Woods
Peter, God of Rocketships and Submarines
Robert Johnson, God of Curiously Investigating How Things Work
Matthew Lennon, God of Pianos in the Desert
Cristina Purice, God of Bioluminescent Lanterns Made using Insects & Mason Jars
Nicolai Pedersen, God of Smooth Running Mechanisms
Jeramie Vens, God of Exciting Seaside Day Trips
Ernest, God of Innovative Trampoline Functionality
Cory Laino, God of Being Able to Find Constellations in the Night Sky
Mark Brown, God of Trees that look like Ents
Evgeni Kirilov, God of Brightly Coloured Scientific Equipment
Michael Mallon, God of Ultimate Amusement Parks
Rob Collini, God of Strange and Wonderful Webcomics
David Wiley, God of Warm Showers
Megan Sandiford, God of Coloured Pencil Collections
Sébastien Adhikari, God of Cool Guy Sunnies
Raphaël Proust, God of Nights When the Moon looks Massive
Jazz, God of Out of Place Row Boats
Ryan Attard, God of Sick Guitar Solos
Steve Maxwell, God of Personalised Mixtapes
Martine Lenders, God of Hilarious Delirious Sleep Deprived Queries
Ronald Woodard, God of Charming Melodies
Kenneth Fritz, God of Falling Asleep While Reading
Maarten Daalder, God of Relaxed Backyard Barbeques with Fun People
Sonni Lowe, God of Unblemished Foil Cards
Keri, God of Getting an Early Mark off from Work
Alyssa Benson, God of Animals that would Seem Fake by Description Alone
Gavin Westbrook, God of Stylish Transportation
Kevin, God of Badass Comic Cover Art
David Buechler, God of Retro Music Stores with Friendly Vibes
Kevin Dowd, God of Classic Games Played with a Deck of Cards
Connor McGarity, God of Freshly Mown Grass that Doesn’t Trigger Hay Fever
Fraggle Wrangler, God of Mesmerising Tortoise Shell Patterns
Becca Johnson, God of Exemplary Animal Themed Apparel
Nate, God of Late Night Spontaneity
James, God of Fun Mostly Pointless Experiments
Fran, God of On-Point Music Playlists
Ed Read, God of Lag-Free Gaming
Sarah Parker, God of Sprinkler Rainbows
Aetherspoon, God of Amiable Felines
James Thompson, God of Good Looking Snow Globes
David Henry, God of Misheard Song Lyrics that are Better than the Real Ones
Aaron Lovegren, God of Full Biscuit Tins
Nathan Avery, God of Cool Looking Heist Diagrams
Tyroler, God of Fresh Market Fruit
Phil Wardlow, God of Big Climbable Party Trees
John G. Swope, God of Unknown Garden Parks
Jesse Baron, God of Being Wrong About Pizza
Froebel Vergara, God of Exciting Street Art
Leslie Weatherstone, God of Iridescent Seashells
Joe Spandrusyszyn, God of Fantastic Lighting
Michael Lefevre, God of Comfy Socks
Michael Stanley, God of Tasty Bakery Treats
SecretSquirrell, God of Odd Classic Cartoon Characters
Jonathan Clements, God of Really Super Nice Smelling Plants
David O. Hagen, God of Phenomenal Lookout Views and Unspoiled Picnics
James Hyman, God of Late Night Philosophising
Callum Moore, God of Free Playground Equipment
Vince O’Connor, God of Beautiful Clockwork
Geoff Cahill, God of Enthralling Circus Acts
Michael Keller, God of Crunchable Footpath Leaves
Christopher Ferguson, God of Pens that Never Seem to Run Out
Anders Jørgensen, God of Stones that Skip Just Right
Michael Roach, God of Warm Sounding Songs
Alexander Lundberg, God of Surprisingly Accurate Map Drawing
Daniel Hooley, God of Obscure Fables
Jens Elmose, God of Smudge Free Glass
Michael Sommers, God of Fond Family Histories and Photo Albums
Jurjen Stellingwerff, God of Gorgeous Stained Glass Windows
Gabriel Veiga, God of Artistic Escapism
Marcus Meitzler, God of Well Toasted Marshmallows
Faisal Mirza, God of Dramatic Fireworks Finales
Dominic Hobbs, God of Unexpected Learning During Conversation
Thiophen, God of Intriguing Intricate Designs
Steven Kern, God of Still Functioning Old-School Radios
Paul Crago, God of Sweet As Game Music
Sebastian Werner, God of Architecturally Magnificent Blanket Forts
Kevin Martin, God of Favourite Clothing Items
Eric Barkman, God of Fresh Air Respite at Parties
David Koble, God of Interesting and Unusual Dragon Hoards
Scott Graham, God of Awesome Classic Movie Posters
Greg Ball, God of Easy Afternoons
RaptorChow, God of Dinosaur Museums
Tim Price, God of Unpopped Bubble Wrap
James Smith (Raggedy), God of Stellar Scented Candles
Ian Moldovan, God of Pineapple Utility
Invisible Fat Man, God of Humorous Observations
Joshua Stevens, God of Fresh Crisp Bedsheets
Paul Charvet, God of Festive Decorations
Peter Millane, God of New Book Smell
Brian C. Williams, God of Happy Photographs
Patrick Reilly, God of Overflowing Polyhedral Dice Collections
Kayla Sullivan, God of Twinkling Faerie Lights
Nickolas Jeffcoat, God of Brightly Coloured Flying Insects
Simon Davie, God of Splashable Rain Puddles
William Petterson, God of Whimsical and Delicious Snack Foods
Jaime Unson, God of Well Placed Emojis
Jeffrey J Johnson, God of Uninterrupted Reading Nights
Rick Mares, God of Soothing Nature Sounds
Paul D Perez, God of Perfectly Rumbly Thunderstorms
MattsTheories, God of Eyecatching Sunhats
Dave Douds, God of Successful IKEA Expeditions
Sean Larkin, God of Quality Magicians
Charlie Parker, God of Overly Confident Woodland Critters
Chandler Swink, God of Spontaneous Living Room Dance Parties
Bill Gould, God of Aesthetically Pleasing Frost
Melanie, God of Thrilling Carnivals
Elias Thompson, God of Entertaining Starbucks Misspellings
Daniel “Dezzles”, God of Root Vegetable Mobility
This list will continue to be updated.